No. overall | No. in season | Panel | Original air date |
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38 | 1 | David Kerr, Debra DiGiovanni, Trevor Boris, Sabrina Jalees, and Anna Von Frances | August 27, 2006 (2006-08-27) |
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39 | 2 | Darrin Rose, Robin Black, Jemeni, Fraser Young, and Kristen Gallagher | September 3, 2006 (2006-09-03) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "A Public Affair" – Jessica Simpson
- "Like I Love You" – Justin Timberlake
- "London Bridge" – Fergie
- "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" – My Chemical Romance
- "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)" – Cobra Starship
- Jessica Simpson is "sentenced to stop hogging all the hot girls in Hollywood and leave some for Lachey"; Justin Timberlake is "sentenced to continue being the least fat ex-member of NSYNC"; Fergie is "sentenced to google 'shameless Stefani impersonator' and see what pops up"; My Chemical Romance is "sentenced to lighten the hell up"; and Cobra Starship is "sentenced to return to the sucky bands from whence they came".
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40 | 3 | Nicole Arbour, Sabrina Jalees, Trevor Boris, Jesse Jane, and Dini Dimakos | September 10, 2006 (2006-09-10) |
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41 | 4 | Carol Cunningham, Laurie Elliott, David Kerr, Martin O'Brien, and Fraser Young | September 17, 2006 (2006-09-17) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "U + Ur Hand" – Pink
- "Torn" – LeToya
- "When You Were Young" – The Killers
- "Addicted" – Enrique Iglesias
- "Fighter" – Christina Aguilera
- Pink is "sentenced to go back to imitating sexy celebs"; LeToya is "sentenced to sing about stuff that people actually care about, such as Cool Ranch Doritos and dog robots"; The Killers are "sentenced to stop being more 'British' than Prince Harry having sex with a custard scone"; Enrique Iglesias is "sentenced to keep on giving old people an alternative to Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman"; and Christina Aguilera is "sentenced to save her career through re-skankification".
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42 | 5 | Ron Sparks, Debra DiGiovanni, Nicole Arbour, Hugh Phukovsky, and Andrew Johnston | September 24, 2006 (2006-09-24) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "Ring the Alarm" – Beyoncé
- "Joker & the Thief" – Wolfmother
- "Too Little Too Late" – JoJo
- "Money Maker" – Ludacris featuring Pharrell
- "The Rockafeller Skank" – Fatboy Slim
- Beyoncé is "sentenced to stop threatening to 'kick the court's ass'"; Wolfmother is "sentenced to shut their dumb faces cuz Zeppelin rules!"; JoJo is "sentenced to celebrate her 16th birthday amidst declining album sales and a surplus of concert T-shirts"; Ludacris is "sentenced to buy another item you can't afford and then tell you all about how awesome it is"; and Fatboy Slim is "sentenced to admit that in the title 'Rockafeller Skank', the word 'Rockafeller' stands for 'Paris Hilton is a...'".
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43 | 6 | Debra DiGiovanni, David Kerr, Nikki Payne, Anna Von Frances, and Fraser Young | October 15, 2006 (2006-10-15) |
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- "Totally '80s Video on Trial" – The following videos are tried:
- "Take On Me" – A-ha
- "Total Eclipse of the Heart" – Bonnie Tyler
- "The Wild Boys" – Duran Duran
- "We're Not Gonna Take It" – Twisted Sister
- "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" – Culture Club
- A-ha is "sentenced to hire a sketch artist to draw themselves a new career"; Bonnie Tyler is "sentenced to ask 'Weird Al' to stop recording the song 'Total Eclipse of the Fart'"; Duran Duran is "sentenced to admit that, at some point, they got it on with your mother"; Twisted Sister is "sentenced to rent their band name out to Ashlee Simpson"; and Culture Club is "sentenced to realize the irony in the progression of their career from making trash to picking up trash".
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44 | 7 | Measha Brueggergosman, Adam Cawley, Dini Dimakos, Darrin Rose, and Todd Shapiro | October 22, 2006 (2006-10-22) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "Call Me When You're Sober" – Evanescence
- "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" – The Darkness
- "Say Goodbye" – Chris Brown
- "Come to Me" – Diddy featuring Nicole Scherzinger
- "Trapped in the Closet (Chapter 1)" – R. Kelly
- Evanescence is "sentenced to 'call me when they're better'"; The Darkness is "sentenced to three years at the fashion reformatory for the chronically British"; Chris Brown is "sentenced to continue being more successful than you'll ever be"; Diddy is "sentenced to team up with Mr. T for a duet called 'Diddy the Fool'"; and R. Kelly is "sentenced to buy a Coleman stove for those extended closet stays".
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45 | 8 | Debra DiGiovanni, Ron Sparks, Pete Zedlacher, Laurie Elliott, and Barry Taylor | October 29, 2006 (2006-10-29) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "Gone Daddy Gone" – Gnarls Barkley
- "Lips of an Angel" – Hinder
- "Smack That" – Akon featuring Eminem
- "White & Nerdy" – "Weird Al" Yankovic
- "Original Fire" – Audioslave
- Seán Cullen makes a guest appearance during the "Smack That" trial segment, substituting Ron Sparks as a juror.
- Gnarls Barkley is "sentenced to be the first video reviewed on the newly created spin-off Stoners on Trial"; Hinder is "sentenced to recognize the irony that 'Lips of an Angel' is being sung by the lips of an asshole"; Akon is "sentenced to stop bogarting Eminem's talent"; "Weird Al" Yankovic is "sentenced to admit that he looks like an albino version of Dave Navarro"; and Audioslave is "sentenced to continue being the ultimate band for men who sport mullets".
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46 | 9 | Trevor Boris, Sabrina Jalees, Boomer Phillips, Sandy Medeiros, and Will Weldon | November 5, 2006 (2006-11-05) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "Welcome to the Black Parade" – My Chemical Romance
- "Nothing in This World" – Paris Hilton
- "Chain Hang Low" – Jibbs
- "St. Anger" – Metallica
- "Here (In Your Arms)" – Hellogoodbye
- My Chemical Romance is "sentenced to stop forcing Video on Trial to come up with new ways to call them nerds"; Paris Hilton is "sentenced to have a Video on Trial viewer add her picture to the Wikipedia page for 'loser'"; Jibbs is "sentenced to ask Santa for a gold record"; Metallica is "sentenced to admit that 'St. Anger' is actually the patron saint of bad music"; and Hellogoodbye is "sentenced to keep on sounding like a mix of Weezer and Cher".
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47 | 10 | "Weird Al" Yankovic, Jemeni, Nick Beaton, David Kerr, and Katherine Ryan | November 12, 2006 (2006-11-12) |
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48 | 11 | Trevor Boris, Nicole Arbour, Nikki Payne, Lachlan Patterson, and Dini Dimakos | November 26, 2006 (2006-11-26) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "Fergalicious" – Fergie featuring will.i.am
- "When Your Heart Stops Beating" – +44
- "Let Me Talk to You (Prelude)/My Love" – Justin Timberlake featuring T.I.
- "So Excited" – Janet Jackson featuring Khia
- "Miami" – Will Smith
- Fergie is "sentenced to cancel plans to release her next single 'Hollaback Guy'"; +44 is "sentenced to continue being bound and gagged by one chord"; Justin Timberlake is "sentenced to apologize for bringing 'sucking back'"; Janet Jackson is "sentenced to put her clothes back on—but only because she's 90"; and Will Smith is "sentenced to return to West Philadelphia, where he was born and raised, on the playground where he spent most of his days".
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49 | 12 | Andre Arruda, Dini Dimakos, Sabrina Jalees, Alex Nussbaum, and Ron Sparks | December 17, 2006 (2006-12-17) |
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50 | 13 | David Kerr, Debra DiGiovanni, Trevor Boris, Sabrina Jalees, and Ron Sparks | December 24, 2006 (2006-12-24) |
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- "Video on Trial: '80s Superstars" – The following videos are tried:
- "Like a Virgin" – Madonna
- "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)" – Whitney Houston
- "Billie Jean" – Michael Jackson
- "California Girls" – David Lee Roth
- "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" – New Kids on the Block
- Madonna is "sentenced to adopt Trevor Boris and take him to England"; Whitney Houston is "sentenced to dance with somebody while Bobby lap dances with somebody else"; Michael Jackson is "sentenced to buy a face toupee"; David Lee Roth is "sentenced to admit that he has gone from liking California girls to looking like a California Raisin"; and New Kids on the Block are "sentenced to begin most of their sentences with 'I used to be...'".
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51 | 14 | Trevor Boris, Nicole Arbour, Boomer Phillips, Dini Dimakos, and Ron Sparks | December 24, 2006 (2006-12-24) |
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52 | 15 | Boomer Phillips, Carol Cunningham, Trevor Boris, Lisa Anne Houser, and Amy Lynn Grover | December 31, 2006 (2006-12-31) |
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- "Video on Trial: Centerfold Edition" – The following videos are tried:
- "Wait a Minute" – The Pussycat Dolls featuring Timbaland
- "Lady Marmalade" – Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mýa, and Pink
- "Beverly Hills" – Weezer
- "About Us" – Brooke Hogan featuring Paul Wall
- "Candy Shop" – 50 Cent featuring Olivia
- "Beverly Hills" and "Candy Shop" are tried for the second time.
- The Pussycat Dolls are "sentenced to continue being the world's youngest cougars"; Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mýa, and Pink are "sentenced to star in the new spin-off Poor Use of Lingerie on Trial"; Weezer is "sentenced to go back to getting action from their inflatable playmates"; Brooke Hogan is "sentenced to smash a folding chair over Paul Wall's back"; and 50 Cent is "sentenced to stop letting his penis direct his videos".
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53 | 16 | Katherine Ryan, Sean Gehon, Jemeni, Jason Rouse, and Rebecca Addelman | January 21, 2007 (2007-01-21) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "Wind It Up" – Gwen Stefani
- "Hate Me" – Blue October
- "You Don't Know" – Eminem, 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, and Cashis
- "Barbie Girl" – Aqua
- "Irreplaceable" – Beyoncé
- Gwen Stefani is "sentenced to keep sounding like the operating room in a spay and neutering clinic"; Blue October is "sentenced to recognize that if 'blue angel' means lighting a fart, 'Blue October' should mean micing a fart"; Eminem is "sentenced to keep on teaming up with every hip hop musician who isn't MC Hammer"; Aqua is "sentenced to continue with plans to release the 'My Royalty Cheques Are Getting Smaller' Barbie"; and Beyoncé is "sentenced to sign a massive prenup with Jay-Z".
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54 | 17 | Marty Adams, Dini Dimakos, Laurie Elliott, Boomer Phillips, and Eddie Della Siepe | January 28, 2007 (2007-01-28) |
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55 | 18 | Darrin Rose, Laurie Elliott, Nicole Arbour, John Ki, and Andrew Johnston | February 4, 2007 (2007-02-04) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "Lose Control" – Kevin Federline
- "Oops!... I Did It Again" – Britney Spears
- "The Sweet Escape" – Gwen Stefani featuring Akon
- "From Yesterday" – Thirty Seconds to Mars
- "Temperature" – Sean Paul
- Kevin Federline is "sentenced to continue pursuing custody of his pot"; Britney Spears is "sentenced to cease plans for her upcoming book A Dummies' Guide to Parenting While Plastered"; Gwen Stefani is "sentenced to keep making hits that mix basic repetition and the sound of cats playing with downed hydro wires"; Thirty Seconds to Mars is "sentenced to 30 years on Mars... without their instruments"; and Sean Paul is "sentenced to recognize that snowsuits don't equal sexy".
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56 | 19 | Ron Sparks, Debra DiGiovanni, Trevor Boris, Holly Prazoff, and Ward Anderson | March 4, 2007 (2007-03-04) |
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57 | 20 | Sabrina Jalees, Boomer Phillips, Jeffree Star, Fraser Young, and Nikki Payne | March 11, 2007 (2007-03-11) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "Read My Mind" – The Killers
- "Lithium" – Evanescence
- "Hip Hop Is Dead" – Nas featuring will.i.am
- "MMMBop" – Hanson
- "The River" – Good Charlotte featuring M. Shadows and Synyster Gates
- The Killers are "sentenced to stop taking video ideas from Paula Abdul"; Evanescence is "sentenced to being more depressing than those Ben Johnson power drink commercials"; Nas is "sentenced to admit that if hip hop is dead... emo is double dead"; Hanson is "sentenced to stop pestering MuchMusic for advances on their royalties"; and Good Charlotte is "sentenced to start bathing in Rogaine".
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58 | 21 | Dini Dimakos, Laurie Elliott, Boomer Phillips, Darrin Rose, and Eddie Della Siepe | March 18, 2007 (2007-03-18) |
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59 | 22 | Trevor Boris, Dini Dimakos, Dan Galea, Jemeni, and Fraser Young | March 25, 2007 (2007-03-25) |
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60 | 23 | Nicole Arbour, Trevor Boris, Sandy Chen, Debra DiGiovanni, and Cedric Newman | April 2, 2007 (2007-04-02) |
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61 | 24 | Brad Cowan, Dini Dimakos, Sabrina Jalees, Ron Sparks, and Eric Toth | April 9, 2007 (2007-04-09) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "Smile" – Lily Allen
- "Better Than Me" – Hinder
- "Candyman" – Christina Aguilera
- "Outta My System" – Bow Wow featuring T-Pain and Johntá Austin
- "Baby Got Back" – Sir Mix-a-Lot
- Lily Allen is "sentenced to get rid of her 18-gallon bucket of ice cream and her Sex and the City DVD box set"; Hinder is "sentenced to stop cheating over Chad Kroeger's shoulder, because all of the answers are wrong anyway"; Christina Aguilera is "sentenced to realize that there's a difference between going down with the ship and going down on the ship"; Bow Wow is "sentenced to wipe away his tears with his diamond-and-gold-encrusted handkerchief"; and Sir Mix-a-Lot is "sentenced to perform at Star Jones' next birthday party".
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62 | 25 | Debra DiGiovanni, Perez Hilton, Sabrina Jalees, Boomer Phillips, and Darrin Rose | June 3, 2007 (2007-06-03) |
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- The following videos are tried:
- "Rumors" – Lindsay Lohan
- "Thnks fr th Mmrs" – Fall Out Boy
- "Don't Matter" – Akon
- "Hump de Bump" – Red Hot Chili Peppers
- "Doe Boy Fresh" – Three 6 Mafia featuring Chamillionaire
- "Rumors" is tried for the second time.
- Lindsay Lohan is "sentenced to realize that sometimes where there's smoke, there's a crappy singer"; Fall Out Boy is "sentenced to help control the pet population by being spayed or neutered"; Akon is "sentenced to change his name to 'Con' or 'Ex-Con'"; Red Hot Chili Peppers are "sentenced to be the first people to add grillz to their dentures"; and Three 6 Mafia is "sentenced to sell their Oscar on eBay to pay for a portal to get their heads out of their asses".
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63 | 26 | Tamla-Mai Deleon, Andrew Johnston, Katherine Ryan, Kristeen Von Hagen, and Fraser Young | June 10, 2007 (2007-06-10) |
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64 | 27 | Debra DiGiovanni, Dini Dimakos, Jemeni, Boomer Phillips, and Todd Shapiro | June 17, 2007 (2007-06-17) |
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65 | 28 | Rebecca Addelman, Brad Cowan, Nikki Payne, Darrin Rose, and Trixx | June 24, 2007 (2007-06-24) |
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66 | 29 | Trevor Boris, Debra DiGiovanni, Ron Sparks, Trixx, and Anna Von Frances | July 8, 2007 (2007-07-08) |
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67 | 30 | Rebecca Addelman, Dana Alexander, David Kerr, Boomer Phillips, and Anna Von Frances | July 15, 2007 (2007-07-15) |
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- "Totally '80s Video on Trial" – The following videos are tried:
- "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party!)" – Beastie Boys
- "Physical" – Olivia Newton-John
- "Kiss" – Prince and The Revolution
- "Whip It" – Devo
- "Welcome to the Jungle" – Guns N' Roses
- Beastie Boys are "sentenced to fight for their right to be relevant again"; Olivia Newton-John is "sentenced to get John Travolta more physical so he'll look a little less like Jabba the Hutt and a little more like Danny Zuko"; Prince is "sentenced to ditch the platforms and get himself a little person card"; Devo is "sentenced to do a commercial for The Clapper"; and Guns N' Roses is "sentenced to quit all the lame side projects and make fucking rock and roll music again".
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